Morgan is into violent affection. His favourite way of saying 'I love you' is to launch all 6.5kg of himself head-first at your nose. The ITGeek gets this a lot, especially when he's chilling on the couch and it's within two hours of Feeding Time. Along with the usual cat behaviours of nuzzling, jaw-nibbling and testicle kneeding.
The ITGeek appears to be fighting back. About ten minutes ago, I heard 'You're a super-affectionate bastard today, aren't you? Well, let's see how you like it!'
Since then, it sounds like a WWF match is going on downstairs, performed by Care-bears, one of them mute.
'Awww, you coming back for more, are you?'
'Didn't like that, did you, Furry Bum?' (yes, we call the cat Furry Bum. He's a cat, he's not going to answer to 'Lord High Magnificence', so we might as well give him a really stupid nickname).
It's now turned into a lecture about why it's rude for Morgan to read over his shoulder. And wave his tail in the ITGeek's face. It's all, 'Move. Your tail. Now. Thank you.'
I love this man.